dog house
In the Dog House
(Or: if you're gonna build a dog house, plan ahead and make sure you've got room to sleep in it yourself, just in case)
How do you say "I love you" to an animal that doesn't speak English? Well, P-nut would tell you that you give him carrots. Jake and Miles would say you rub them, play Sock with them, and feed them smelly stuff. The cats - they'd want you to sit still and be warm. But sometimes you just want to spoil your special friends. So...
I began the "dog house project" in August 2003 and had it done by the end of the month. All told it was about 4 days of work and 6 trips to Lowe's.
The foundation of the dog house is made of pressure-treated 4x6'es lag-screwed together with 2x4 cross-members. I cut notches at the end to allow moisture to escape and to allow 2x4s to be slid underneath in hopes that it might be possible to use the front-end loader bucket to slide it onto a hay cart if we ever need to move it. To make sure everything would last a good long time I painted 2 coats of creosote on the foundation to keep it sealed.
Things I learned at this stage:
- If the foundation of the dog house is not square, you will be hating life later.
- If the dimensions of the foundation are not a convenient multiple of the sheathing sheets you're going to use, you're going to be spending a lot of time lapping sheathing pieces and cursing yourself.
Here the framing and uprights are together. There are stiffeners inserted in the studs kind of at random. The jacks for the front door and windows are partially completed but it's still rough.
Things I learned at this stage:
- When builders nail 2 studs together at each corner of the building of the dog house it's for good reason: it's a lot easier to attach the sheathing when you're aiming for a 4" area than a 1 3/4" area..
- Toe-nailing boards is a big drag. For $.50 you can get metal plates that support the corners. These make life a lot easier and the resulting structure is lots stronger.
Building the trusses was easy. I thought that part would be hard. Basically, you figure out the amount of overhang you want on the eaves, then the angle of the roof, and the length of the ridge-board and compute everything very carefully. Or you build a truss and see how it looks - ask your wife - then iterate. I got it right the first time then duplicated them and everything was great. The trusses have notches cut to support them where they rest on the top boards and I centered them over studs. If this was a real dog house it would not be to code because the trusses are too far apart. There are these little metal brackets that cost $.75 that can attach a truss to a rafter. Or you can spend all day nailing them and trying to get them straight. Your call. In this picture you can also see the jacks and framing for the front windows and door. Someone pointed out that "dogs like dark lairs; windows are not a good idea." I was crushed because I wanted to make cute little windows with curtains for them in the dog house. So instead when I sheathed the interior I didn't cut the holes for the windows on the inside but cut them on the outside. Then I painted the inside black. So it looks like there are windows - which makes me happy - but it's still a dank little cave inside - which makes Miles and Jake happy.
Things I learned at this stage:
- If you're building a dog house, and don't know much about dogs, ask someone who knows what dogs like what you should aim for. The dogs don't speak English so you have to listen to them by proxy.
This is the framing at the door of the dog house. you can see the sheathing is on, now. The exterior is composite barn sheathing that has been primed with epoxy paint. The interior is tile-board set into a routed edge on 1" plywood that is screwed into the foundation. The structure at this point was incredibly rigid. Here you can see the way the windows were done: the back of the tileboard is painted black and not cut, but the sheathing is cut to give the appearance of a real window. The door is large enough that a human can comfortably crawl in. You can't see the roof from here but the roof is done with a double roof system that leaves the eaves open to a ridge vent. This is because the dogs are furry and can adjust better to cold than heat. So the roof is actually an active cooling system to transport the sun's heat from the roof away from the dogs. They have fur coats (and got them the ethical way so all you anti-fur activists better leave them alone).
Things I learned at this stage:
- Design your roofing system appropriately for your objectives. Non-human residents might not need central heat.
Here you can see the sheathing attached and the roof with the vented ridge. The vent is actually a corner piece from an aluminum siding kit - a nice square-edged black piece with angled perforations that are perfect for keeping air out. The inner roof of the dog house runs from the rafter just under the eaves to the center of the ceiling, so the upper roof competely floats on its own. To the right of the building you'll see some square grey things. Those are marble tiles. When we bought the farmhouse I found about 12 square feet of marble composite tiles in the basement, stacked in the corner. Just the perfect thing for a dog house! After all, we can clean it with a garden hose if they drag something really disgusting in there. Also, the cool stone might make the lair more comfortable in the summer. In the winter I will put a piece of carpet down and throw it away in the spring.
Things I learned at this stage:
- Here is where I paid the price for not making sure my dimensions were "convenient" - each of the sides of sheathing had to be pieced together, routed, and caulked. It took me twice as long to complete this stage as it would have if I had thought through sheathing dimensions first and made sure that the divisions were even and there was a stud near where each sheathing splice would be so I could screw the sheathing overlap into a stud for extra strength.
Yes, I added a front porch. I thought "what would be finer than to have a place to lurk where the rain wouldn't hit your ears?" - adding the front porch and its roof was a day-long affair but it really makes the "chateau de dogue" look special. The porch posts are turned railing segments from a human-sized porch railing. The porch is made of 2x4s in a rectangle with a supporting 2x4 down the center, so it cradles marble tiles that I cut with a tile saw to comprise the floor. The roofing is asphalt shingle over tar felt paper, nailed down and caulked, and I dressed the edges up with soffit-like overhangs that encourage the water to run down at an angle instead of dripping onto the porch roof. I'm happy to say that they worked perfectly. The overhang on the eaves seems about right and the eaves make a daylight-shaded lair for the dogs to hang out under during the day. We put a 20x20 foot metal pen around the house so they have a protected area to hang out in. I painted the exterior with 2 coats of red oil barn paint and did all the trim with 4 coats of killz. Then it rained for a week. This picture shows Miles exiting his new dog house the day that they took over ownership of the place.
Things I learned at this stage:
- Completing a fun project is delightful, especially when the residents are happy with the result!
- When I added the porch I had to correct for angular distortion in the dog house. It wasn't hard but it was a lot of fiddly adjusting and sawing off a tenth of an inch here and there until it was right.
- When you're levelling something with a spirit level make sure everything is levelled to the same standard. The porch roof is actually level (according to earth's gravitational field, anyhow) - the rest of the house is not because the yard isn't. OOps. So the porch roof is visibly "off kilter." Several people said I did a good job of making the dog house match typical rural Pennsylvania construction standards. That's a compliment, right? Or have I been dissed?
- The dogs don't care about any of that
This is the dog house after a rainy week of occupation by its redneck residents. They got mud on stuff, chewed the porch posts, and generally broke the place in properly. We got a truckload of red hardwood mulch (matches the walls!) and covered the grass in the pen so now it's not sea of mud anymore.
Things I learned at this stage:
- dog house builders should not neglect landscaping
